Wife has macromastia, have a few [true] stories (2024)

Cheers fellas, I can't really think of any other stories off the top of my head, there's others she's told me but as this guy says they're mostly bad situations or bad attention her boobs got her. She got teased a whole lot growing up over the boobs and didn't make friends with women too easily because they often had breast envy or just assumed she was a slu*t or they felt threatened. She did get along with men a good bit easier but her self consciousness made her very wary of forming relationships.

To this end, when we met in person the very first time (we met on a dating site back way before tinder was a thing) she was wearing a kind of loose top that had a camouflage pattern/effect on it and had basically become an absolute expert on hiding them. She really disliked them a lot and it took a while for her to warm to the idea that they weren't that bad, mostly because she saw how much I loved them. However there were some bad times ahead as her lower back was absolutely f*cked from the weight of the boobs.

For the first 2 years we were together, she had to get regular steroid injections into her lower spine to 'buff' up a messed up disc that was collapsing from her top-heavyness. I was with her for most of these and I can tell you that sh*t was not pleasant, they'd have to immobilise her on a table then get right into her spine with a fairly substantial needle, and after a year of that it had stopped working. Then one day about 8 weeks before Christmas she woke me up while lying on the floor of the bedroom. She said she was unable to walk and something had gone in her back.

Fast forward quite a few trips to the emergency room, phonecalls to her specialist who had been administering the steroid shots to her spine, being jerked around quite badly by ill-informed nurses in A&E and finally a very painful trip to a MRI machine it transpired her disc was crushed and she would need emergency surgery on it. Our little cottage was too small for a wheelchair so she spent the best part of 5-6 weeks either immobilised in bed or when I'd drag her out of there - because I was worried about her being depressed as f*ck, sitting in that dark room for days one end - she'd use a crappy blue office chair with castor wheels to make her way around the house like a makeshift wheelchair.

I think it was the 18'th or 19'th of December when she finally had the operation on her spine, I remember being in the hospital lobby with our young daughter and she was playing with the baubles from the Christmas tree and I was chasing her around trying to have fun, but I was worried sick because she should have been out of the operation 90 minutes ago. There were complications and a lot of extra work had to be done on her spine but she was fine in the end and recovered rapidly. One of those complications, funnily enough was that her tit* were too big to fit on the operating room table. If you google ''spinal surgery table'' you'll see they're kind of a special harness that they strap you in to. Well it took 4 surgeons to lift her unconscious ass into the thing and they had squeeze her tit* into some nook that was not built for 36JJs, as a result her boobs were bruised underneath after the operation, for a week or two.

Anyway, she recovered so well that she fell pregnant about 2 weeks after surgery (she heals like the Wolverine), actually on that note, she once had an operation and drove home the same f*cking day because she's a madwoman with insane healing abilities. Anyway, that story up above about the wedding was two weeks after this surgery and it was her second outing since the operation, the first one being our Christmas shopping a few days before the 25'th, and then I think that wedding was on the 29'th or thereabouts.

Anyway, hardly a very sexy story but a boob related story nonetheless, they cost her a lot when it came to her health, they got her a lot of bad attention and they royally f*cked up her back, but since that surgery she's been 100% thank God. You know in retrospect, they've caused her so much grief if I were in her shoes I'd probably want them gone, but she doesn't because she knows how much I love them. Guess that's true love eh.

Anyway I'll stick in a few more photos since this story was actually pretty sh*tty.